newsletter.24th-oct Wonkey Donkey Bazaar

newsletter.24th oct

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ESTABLISHED 2014.

  • WON LUXLIFE AWARD 2022. BEST ECLECTIC BUSINESS AWARD
    In 2022, Wonkey Donkey Bazaar was honored with the LUXlife Product Awards' "Best Eclectic Business Award." This accolade validated our dedication to quality, creativity, and customer satisfaction. It highlighted our impact in the marketplace as a purveyor of distinctive and unconventional products that resonate with a broad audience.
  • WON . SMALL BUSINESS WALES AWARD -                    "Best E'tailer in Monmouth.2024

Wonkey Donkey Bazaar has been selected and approved for the GBBRB Best Businesses in Britain 2024.
This offer is presented only to businesses that have maintained a 4+ star google review rating or equivalent proof of customer satisfaction.
Representing the Best Businesses in Britain, the GBBRB British Business Review Board Inc. has found that your business meets strong consumer satisfaction standards, and we look forward to recommending your services.

 

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Get to know our bestsellers- Quote to Ponder:
“Laughter is an instant vacation.” – Milton Berle

 

Need the perfect gift for that one friend who's impossible to buy for? Our Rude & Funny Stocking Fillers Collection has got you covered! From tongue-in-cheek cards, Scottish Humour & Kick-ass badges, to hilarious vegan soaps, joss sticks, and other cheeky items, you'll find unique stocking stuffers that are guaranteed to get a laugh.

**** -Perfect for the friend who loves a bit of alternative humour!

  • 🎁 Perfect Stocking Stuffers for the Friend Who Has Everything!
  • 🎉 Fun, Rude, and Cheeky Gifts to Make Everyone Laugh!
  • Get the Funniest Gifts for Your Crazy Friends! 😆

We're stoked to share that our best-selling items are again available for purchase in our store. Check them out before they're gone!

ADULT HUMOUR-EXLICIT

From tongue-in-cheek rude vegan soaps to alternative satire cards, give your friends a reason to laugh this holiday season!

CARDS, GIFTS, STATIONARY-RUDE, FUNNY, EXPLICIT
#1097 Get Drunk

#1097 Get Drunk

£7.99

 

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Bloody Hormones Soap Bar Funny Rude Novelty Gift

Bloody Hormones Soap Bar Funny Rude Novelty Gift

£6.95

 

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Back, Sack & Crack Soap Bar - Funny Rude Gift Aromatherapy Vegan Award Winning

Back, Sack & Crack Soap Bar - Funny Rude Gift Aromatherapy Vegan Award Winning

£6.79

 

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Boob Job Soap Bar - Funny Rude Gift Aromatherapy Vegan Award Winning

Boob Job Soap Bar - Funny Rude Gift Aromatherapy Vegan Award Winning

£5.79

 

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Buffin' the Muffin Soap Bar Funny Rude Novelty Gift

Buffin' the Muffin Soap Bar Funny Rude Novelty Gift

£6.95

 

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Bum Fun Soap Bar Funny Rude Novelty Gift

Bum Fun Soap Bar Funny Rude Novelty Gift

£6.95

 

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Filthy Scrubber Soap Bar - Funny Rude Gift Aromatherapy Vegan Award Winning

Filthy Scrubber Soap Bar - Funny Rude Gift Aromatherapy Vegan Award Winning

£5.79

 

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Hand Job Soap Bar - Funny Rude Gift Aromatherapy Vegan Award Winning

Hand Job Soap Bar - Funny Rude Gift Aromatherapy Vegan Award Winning

£6.79

 

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Hello Clitty Shave Bar - Funny Rude Gift Aromatherapy Vegan Award Winning (copy)

Hello Clitty Shave Bar - Funny Rude Gift Aromatherapy Vegan Award Winning (copy)

£6.63

 

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Hot Flush Soap Bar - Funny Rude Gift Aromatherapy Vegan Award Winning

Hot Flush Soap Bar - Funny Rude Gift Aromatherapy Vegan Award Winning

£5.79

 

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Jingle Balls Soap Bar Funny Rude Novelty Gift

£6.95

 

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Knob Job Soap Bar - Funny Rude Gift Aromatherapy Vegan Award Winning

Knob Job Soap Bar - Funny Rude Gift Aromatherapy Vegan Award Winning

£6.95

 

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Mr Bendy's Bathtime Soap Bar Funny Rude Novelty Gift

Mr Bendy's Bathtime Soap Bar Funny Rude Novelty Gift

£6.95

 

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My Last F**k... Funny/rude slogan - handmade vegan soy wax candle - 225 ml

My Last F**k... Funny/rude slogan - handmade vegan soy wax candle - 225 ml

£14.99

 

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Sh*t, Shower & Shave Bar - Funny Rude Gift Aromatherapy Vegan Award Winning

Sh*t, Shower & Shave Bar - Funny Rude Gift Aromatherapy Vegan Award Winning

£6.63

 

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Shat My Pants Soap Bar Funny Rude Novelty Gift Vegan

Shat My Pants Soap Bar Funny Rude Novelty Gift Vegan

£6.95

 

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Smart Arse Soap Bar - Funny Rude Gift Aromatherapy Vegan Award Winning

Smart Arse Soap Bar - Funny Rude Gift Aromatherapy Vegan Award Winning

£5.79

 

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Smell My Finger Soap Bar Funny Rude Novelty Gift

Smell My Finger Soap Bar Funny Rude Novelty Gift

£6.95

 

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Soapy Tit Wank Soap Bar - Funny Rude Gift Aromatherapy Vegan Award Winning

Soapy Tit Wank Soap Bar - Funny Rude Gift Aromatherapy Vegan Award Winning

£5.79

 

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Sweaty B*llocks Soap Bar Funny Gift Rude Aromatherapy Soap Vegan Award Winning

Sweaty B*llocks Soap Bar Funny Gift Rude Aromatherapy Soap Vegan Award Winning

£5.79

 

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Sweaty Flaps Soap Bar - Funny Rude Gift Aromatherapy Vegan Award Winning

Sweaty Flaps Soap Bar - Funny Rude Gift Aromatherapy Vegan Award Winning

£5.79

 

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Thatch 'n' Snatch Shampoo Bar - Funny Rude Gift Aromatherapy Vegan Award Winning

Thatch 'n' Snatch Shampoo Bar - Funny Rude Gift Aromatherapy Vegan Award Winning

£6.63

 

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Tinsel Tits Soap Bar Funny Rude Novelty Gift

Tinsel Tits Soap Bar Funny Rude Novelty Gift

£6.95

 

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Tits 'n' Fanny Soap Bar - Funny Rude Gift Aromatherapy Vegan Award Winning

Tits 'n' Fanny Soap Bar - Funny Rude Gift Aromatherapy Vegan Award Winning

£5.79

 

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Vajingle Bells Soap Bar Funny Rude Novelty Gift

Vajingle Bells Soap Bar Funny Rude Novelty Gift

£6.95

 

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#1495 Really Cheap

#1495 Really Cheap

£3.15

 

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#363 This Cat

#363 This Cat

£3.15

 

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#S88 Big Wanker

#S88 Big Wanker

£2.00

 

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10cm Bat Shit Crazy Hanging Sign H10cm x W10cm x D0.8cm

10cm Bat Shit Crazy Hanging Sign H10cm x W10cm x D0.8cm

£9.99

 

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"Friendship is like pissing your pants" sign

"Friendship is like pissing your pants" sign

£4.99

 

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Cracking Nuts Christmas Soap Cinnamon & Cedarwood Funny Gift

Cracking Nuts Christmas Soap Cinnamon & Cedarwood Funny Gift

£6.95

 

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Crappy Nappy Funny Smells Fragrance Sticks

Crappy Nappy Funny Smells Fragrance Sticks

£5.95

 

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Grandma's Farted Funny Smells Fragrance Sticks

Grandma's Farted Funny Smells Fragrance Sticks

£7.95

 

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Muff 'n' Stuff Gift Set of 3 Funny Soaps Award Winning

Muff 'n' Stuff Gift Set of 3 Funny Soaps Award Winning

£24.95

 

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Musty Gusset Funny Smells Fragrance Sticks

Musty Gusset Funny Smells Fragrance Sticks

£6.95

 

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Nobs 'n' Knockers Gift Set of 3 Funny Soaps Award Winning

Nobs 'n' Knockers Gift Set of 3 Funny Soaps Award Winning

£19.95

 

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Smart Arse Soap Peppermint Funny Gift

Smart Arse Soap Peppermint Funny Gift

£6.95

 

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Stinky Damp Dog Funny Smells Fragrance Sticks

Stinky Damp Dog Funny Smells Fragrance Sticks

£5.95

 

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You just have to take it... funny candles for friends- handmade vegan soy wax candle - 225 ml

You just have to take it... funny candles for friends- handmade vegan soy wax candle - 225 ml

£14.99

 

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Hobbies Include Wanking - 58mm  humour badge

Hobbies Include Wanking - 58mm humour badge

£2.99

 

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I am a Cheesy Bellend - 58mm  humour badge

I am a Cheesy Bellend - 58mm humour badge

£2.99

 

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Old Scrote - 58mm  humour badge

Old Scrote - 58mm humour badge

£2.99

 

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Socially Awkward - 58mm  humour badge

Socially Awkward - 58mm humour badge

£2.99

 

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Still a Twat - 58mm  humour badge

Still a Twat - 58mm humour badge

£2.99

 

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Away and take yer face  - 58mm Scottish humour badge

Away and take yer face - 58mm Scottish humour badge

£2.99

 

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Get Tae Fuck - 58mm Scottish humour badge

Get Tae Fuck - 58mm Scottish humour badge

£2.99

 

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 Alternative Humour Stocking Fillers: The Funniest Gifts for Your Hard-to-Buy-For Friends

 

We all have that one friend—the impossible one to shop for. No matter how hard you try, it’s difficult to find something they’ll actually appreciate. That’s why this year, we’re embracing the power of humour! 

Our Alternative Humour Stocking Fillers Collection is packed with cheeky, rude, and absolutely hilarious gifts that will make even the hardest-to-please friends crack a smile.

 

Why Humour Makes the Best Gift

Humour brings people together. Whether it’s laughing over a funny card or getting a giggle from a quirky gift, humor lightens the mood and spreads joy. When you gift someone a funny or cheeky present, you’re not just giving them a product—you’re giving them a moment of laughter and connection. And in a world that sometimes feels a little too serious, we could all use a bit more of that.

Stocking Fillers That Will Make Them Laugh

Our collection has a little something for everyone. Whether it’s tongue-in-cheek vegan, organic soaps or rude and funny cards inspired by legends like Frank Zappa and George Carlin, we’ve got the perfect stocking stuffers to give your friends a laugh. And if you’re looking for something a little cheeky, our "Let’s Get Smashed" socks are guaranteed to get a grin.

  • Satirical Humour Cards: For the friend who appreciates sharp wit, our tongue-in-cheek cards feature biting humor and classic one-liners.
  • Frank Zappa Quote: “A mind is like a parachute. It doesn’t work if it is not open.” – Perfect for that friend who likes to challenge the norm!
  • George Carlin Quote: “Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things.” – A reminder that humour can make even the awkward moments better.

Perfect for the Hard-to-Buy-For Friend

Let’s be honest—everyone has a quirky side. Whether they’re into alternative humor or just love a good laugh, our stocking fillers provide the perfect mix of sass, sarcasm, and smiles. And at £15 and under, they’re affordable too!

Quote to Ponder:
“Laughter is an instant vacation.” – Milton Berle

Give your friends and family the gift of laughter this year with our fun and quirky stocking fillers. Because who doesn’t need a little more joy in their life?

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